I believe you’re in the wrong neighborhood.

“You left a 5 year old car?” 

Did I mention how dumb I was?

I learned how to drive a manual 30 years ago when I was 17. My girlfriend taught me.

I am barely a step up from not knowing how to drive a stick.

I can relate. I once had a 1984 Dodge Omni. In 1989 it broke down on the side of the road. I cleaned it out, grabbed the license plates, and walked home. Never saw the car again. I was a dumb 17-year-old.

I own four smart cars.

Proud President of the Camry Owners Club. Founding Chapter.

I like it! run with it.

Morally banktrumpt?

They look like Draco Malfoy’s goons.

We all know the Marine Core fought bravely at the Bowling Green Massacre.

whatever it is, it’s genetic...

Punchable either way though.

...and I’ll bet the ensuing 15 years have only improved Don Sr’s mental prowess...

It’s also the “we’re going to walk out of here and you’re going to look like I didn’t just hit you so hard you fell down the stairs” victim-controlling dynamic.

The most unsettling part is how quickly he turns to assisting her. Picking up her purse, attempting to put her glasses back on. It’s that sort of, “I’m so nice, why do you make me do this?” behavior. The power dynamic of abusers is absolutely chilling.

I’ll grant the lady this much: by backing up at the end, she produced the first evidence I have ever seen of reverse racism.

If anything, the people of Renton are known for their nuanced but racist understanding of Washington State tax law.

And I’m sure that’s exactly what she was trying to say in between her Pall Mall-tainted spittle attacks.