Shift it!

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The right kind of pussy can just break a man.

Seriously. That must have been some pussy.

haha. I like this joke and plan to steal it to impress my father in law.

Mario Lemieux made a return from cancer, Josh Hamilton made a return from being a fucking crackhead, Ray Lewis made a return from being a murderer........yet Tiger Woods couldn’t mount a successful comeback from infidelity....what a PUSSY!

Words like that about my beloved Flex might lead to me “mistaking” her exhaust manifold for her intake manifold at some inopportune moment.

“If her intake manifold didn’t have the best and tightest gasket I’d ever felt, this would have been grounds for automatic dismissal.”

Buying an automatic.

Dating a girl that thought the stratos, Ford Flex, and Jeep Wagoneer were “fucking gay.” Two words I never heard her use about anything else.

That takes guts to admit....my condolences.

While I consider Gigi Hadid beautiful, she and her friend Kendall Jenner have nothing to do with high fashion.

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

FJM nailed it it on the head. I fall within the millenial/gen Y years (1982!) and I turned to my friend last night and told her, “You know, I’m really tired of all this wide-eyed whimsy Dust Bowl dress-up nostalgia shit in music right now.” I think the pants of my soul hiked themselves a little higher after that.

Will someone with some production skills please make this:

But there’s a difference between hating on someone style or mannerisms because you’re just a bitter, salty asshole and not liking something because it’s just an egregious call for attention. I feel sorry for the people who actually dressed in that specific way before it became trendy because those who embraced it as a…

Damn PG, I woke up so calm and happy, about to take the kids to the neighborhood pool for a nice afternoon... And then you drop this post on me.

This seems relevant.

Meh, we all know hipsters only buy Jeep Wagoneers...

Reminds me of the stupid Renegade commercial.