Yeah, this gets weird. Fairmont -> Tempo -> Contour -> Fusion.

The critical issue here being that you have to live with everyone assuming you drive a Malibu..... Which isn't worth it.

All 8 people who bought one

Are you asking if it’s ugly as hell and always will be?

It may be rare and low mileage, but at the end of the day it’s still an 80s Isuzu SUV. I’ve already been to that Rodeo, twice, don’t much fancy a third time.

Why did they ever even go for Evans? They should’ve just gotten a better breeded Clarkson from Clarkson Island where there a more than enough to choose from. The gay one probably wouldn’t beat up producers or be as much of a diva as Evans.

Exactly if they had the guy trapped, they could have gotten the police involved, taken their car back and just sold it to someone else. Classic case of when keeping it real...goes wrong.

One day we’ll have a car on here that you are going to look at, realize it’s what you’ve wanted all your life, and finally say THAT’S IT!

I love those. More wagons these days should have spats.

That thing is so magnificently ugly and weird, I must have it.

It ain’t no wagon. Now this is a wagon:

It’s a weird manual wagon. If it were brown, it’s a jalopnik special. With that said, 6k isn’t bad for likely the only one of these you’ll ever see in the USA.

When it comes to rust, dents and dirt there’s a line drawn somewhere between it being a sign of poor maintenance and it being some sort of hipster fetish ode to anarchy. I don’t understand it either.

Don’t forget chlamydia, LiLo comes with that in spades as well.

more fun than a barrel of molly and cheap hookers

VW culture. I just don’t have the words. The beaut is $16,500.

Yeah yeah yeah, Rabbit pickup...How much for Herbie?

Stanceworks are a good bunch given a bad name by an embarrassing scene. They actually do some really awesome tasteful stuff too, it’s not all about slamming with them. Really hope they get their truck back.