Those wheels look horrible. I cannot wait for this black wheel trend to die.

CP. Taking an abysmal abomination and giving it just enough style and power to be considered a car, doesn’t mean it has a racing pedigree or any collectability. It was a marketing exercise, not an attempt at making a real quality performance vehicle for the working man. Granted its horsepower figure is right in line…

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

Thanks! What did you bring to the event?

You are the perfect buyer. Where are you located?

Air ball.

DEVASTATED, hahaha. I guess I do have a flair for the dramatic. People like to classify SAAB owners as weirdos and Architects...I guess I’m both.

Haven’t owned an Alfa yet, but I like to consider myself an enthusiast. This is the 900 I sold last month:

Its insane, I know. I only keep 2 in the city at a time. They share an indoor parking spot depending on which one is being daily driven. The others are stored in a garage upstate.

You are a stupid asshole.

I'm definitely doing it wrong. I’ve got a SAAB for every work-day of the week but only find time to drive them on weekends.

Best advice I've ever heard.

The want is strong, but not at that price. Maybe $17,000. Maybe. Time and again we see purpose-built vehicles that are aimed squarely at the enthusiast, someone who will use and enjoy them, but with collector car price tags they completely miss all their marks. No one will pay more than the original price tag for a…

Fuck this asshole!

One of the funniest, spot-on caricatures I’ve ever seen. That just made my whole week.

In this case, tiny tiny testicles.

The driver is an MMA fighter; his reflexes should be better than that. I’m confused.

This was a tough one for me. My blood type is SAAB+. I currently own 5 and its a constant struggle to not buy more. The only other crack pipe SAAB you’ve posted was that 1973 Sonett a couple months ago...and that was an abomination. This one is a classic time capsule.

The Panamera is hideous.

Someone stole my 1993 900 turbo coupe last summer. I can confirm that at this point most 1980's-early 90's SAAB can be started with pretty much anything. Their lock cylinders get worn out pretty quickly. The car thieves were able to start mine with a flathead screwdriver...which was in the driver-side door pocket.…