What could go right?

The trailers are really pumping up Paul’s fight with Feyd but that’s gotta be, max, five minutes of the movie.

The private performing is still bad but understandable. There are some people who just like hanging out with Putin, though. Or they used to.

Aren’t there a bunch of stars who get paid to pal around with dictators, but they try to keep it on the down lo?

I do not remember the FF cartoon show. It may have just aired at a weird time or not run for very long. But I would watch every episode of X-Men and never quite figure out that they were being run out of order.

I don’t know why Fantastic 4 has such a big nostalgia following. I grew up in the 80s and 90s and while the comics ran, I didn’t know anyone who bought them or read them. They didn’t have a cartoon show and didn’t get movies until the 2000s, so I only knew of them when they crossed over with X-Men or something and…

How many cures for cancer does the rainforest have, exactly? Are people just tripping over them and not noticing it? If I go to the Amazon and scrounge around for 20 minutes, will I find one?

Considering Marvel actors work almost exclusively in front of green screens now, sometimes sans any other actors, it is entirely possible that, like Paltrow, he filmed some scenes and he does not know what movie they are for.

Damn I hope they make a Pride and Prejudice joke.

The final scene was the best thing in the entire season and you give this a C+?

Can’t someone save it by putting it on a flash drive?

Henry Cavill is a good actor for a lot of things, but being a romantic leading man is not one of them, and his characters rarely look at women with anything but barely-concealed contempt.

A refusal to meet with GLAAD for half an hour to save her career shows some real dedication to being anti-LGBTQ.

Yes but will Alex Baldwin be charged?

Apparently not, just a “Story” mode where the combat is easier. I’ve read that a lot of people have been frustrated by the Combat, including Yatzhee, which I took to be a bad sign. If the combat is do-able, I’ll buy this game next year when there’s a price drop.

Is there gonna be a patch that makes combat really easy for those of us who suck but really, really want to play this game for the story?

This one was pretty good.

I think Lorne just likes hanging with him because Lorne is a celebrity whore. And you know what? I’m not holding back on that. He’s the reason Trump hosted in 2016 despite many cast members and writers being against it. He’s the reason Chapelle could get up and say anti-Semitic jokes in his monologue. Fuck Lorne, fuck…

Some people said they were undecided but they voted for him after seeing that clip. Jimmy, you motherfucker.

Oh no, a character might specify a name! Better put him back in a coma!