djclawson
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... these people got their jobs based on their looks.

Are the rest of my Regency period historical fiction homies EXCITED ABOUT THIS?!?!

“Based on” is a pretty important distinction here.

Great, let’s see how the bending that’s impossible to perform in real life looks.

This is gonna sound crazy but a lot of good teachers quit because of lack of Covid protocols or restrictions on what they could teach, and this is the result.

If they ever ran those old episodes, they’d find out that the original cast had a lot of unfunny moments, too.

As a former Manhattanite, I find that stuff pretty funny.

SNL has ALWAYS been like this. I don’t know why reviewers expect anything else. Somtimes it has a good hit-to-miss ratio, sometimes less so, but that’s the name of the game.

Jon Oliver did a very prescient segment on his show about yes, he’s always been like this.

I remember the first show after 9/11, Lorne Michael asked Rudy Guliani in the cold open, “Is it okay to be funny?”

It boggles the mind that the premise of this movie is that it can be difficult to sell chocolate. Which is NEVER true.

I hear Meghan Markle is available.

The war definitely benefits Russia, as aid will now be diverted from the Ukraine, but Israel is ALSO an ally of Russia because Russia controls a lot of the airspace over Syria and Iran an d Israel needs access, so Israel is unlikely to break ties. So pretty much a win-win for Putin. They don’t lose anything, they gain

Hey, if Disney + can somehow do it even better, more power to them.

I know some writers they could hire! They worked on a highly-rated show called Daredevil and they already had another season planned out.

Doesn’t seem like the police did a bang-up job of investigating the cause of a preventable death here.

So apparently absolutely no one working in Hollywood could figure out a way to just make a good movie with characters from previous movies?

Aren’t these guys SAG members, and therefore crossing a picket line?

I am distracted from his performances by his gigantic lips.

I would watch a 2-hour explanation of why a Robot became a Buddhist monk rather than what looks like the actual plot of this movie.