Wait, these still exist?

Victims don’t want to relive their trauma unnecessarily, especially when there will be no legal consequences for the accused. News at 11.

A friend of mine worked in the towers but he was late to work, and when he got off the subway, it had already happened. But he doesn’t credit that with gut instinct or divine intervention. He was just lucky is all.

Conan’s cue card guy would consistently come to work high, and Conan would call him on it, but only in remotes and scraps. And he obviously wasn’t in trouble. Holding a cue card is a job you can do RIDICULOUSLY stoned.

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Actually, the Chinese government has been clamping down on the number of movies admitted to China (because they do so much better than Chinese action movies about how great the government is) and how long they’re allowed to run. Despite a full-on publicity assault, Marvel has not been sending every movie there or…

Conan has joked many times that he’s guilty of murder, and even signed a confession, so if he is ever accused, we know we should have seen it coming.

This is the best comment so far.

I played Fallout games for so long that when I finally played the Witcher 3 this year I thought, “Oh right, games can have stories and it’s easier for them to have stories if the characters already have like, a thing.” I’ll trade nose sliders for that any day.

There’s cosmetics deals and then there’s being VICE PRESIDENT. Or President if he dies. That’s something no one can take away from you, however stupidly it happens. If he asks, she would say yes.

“Never cross a picket line and never vote Republican.”

That might be my favorite documentary of all time. It’s just great all around.

It doesn’t matter what his brains are made of. As long as the stock price stays high, shareholders are happy, and that is the bottom line here.

I doubt there’s any scandal about King Charles that we don’t already know about that would shock us further than the stuff we do know about. This man had a sex tape back when sex tapes were on CASSETTE.

They would definitely update that part of it. If the main character doesn’t look like a steroidal god with a shaved chest, Hollywood executives are under the impression that the audience will start throwing stuff at the screen. Which we won’t! I didn’t pay to see that.

The very fact that they didn’t think to do this joke tells me they’re on the wrong path.

Oh, it’s definitely not.

I’ve heard that Cavill left Witcher because it was getting extremely physically demanding for a guy now in his 40s. He did almost like, die on the set of season 2. But he probably still is in great shape if he wants to do this.

Spoiler alert: Things don’t go well for the non-white people in this movie.

I’m no actually in clinician. I’m one of the clinic administration people, where I have to describe to government funders why we need more damn money to treat the most vulnerable populations, who also don’t have health insurance.