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It is crazy to me that there was a period in American history where you could just say, “No, it was some other guy. Look, I have his signature and it’s a different name” and you would get away with it for a pretty long time.

I really hope “Dead Wake” was accurate because he passed it off as accurate.

I read this book. It’s long, but it’s thorough. And Holmes did murder a bunch of people, but most of them were after he left Chicago.

I actually liked his Biden. I wasn’t close to the real Biden voice but it was funny. They gave him good lines.

When I see a picture of Tom Cruise in real life, I’m like, “Oh right, they use a ton of technology to make him look normal in movies.”

Yeah, if a guy had truly awful plastic surgery, we would probably comment on it without shame.

No, the pressure is real. My doctor brought it up when I was talking about wanting help losing weight the traditional way (diet/exercise) and my mom brought it up too, listing all of the people she knows on ozempic. It seems like an easy fix to an extra 20 pounds, when it’s actually a fairly serious drug.

Harry is never going to need a job, but he does sit on a board for a mental health non-profit in California.

It’s particularly sad because Roseanne used to be on the other side of the spectrum. She was a huge supporter of the queer community, and got her start doing standup in lesbian bars. Her brother and sister are gay, and when she started Roseanne she insisted on having queer characters positively and realistically

Abortion was totally acceptable in Jewish law in Jesus’s time. The texts from the period we have indicate that the last time you could perform one was if you were in labor and the baby was part of the way out, though the rabbis couldn’t agree on whether it was halfway out, more than halfway, or just whenever the head

Well, it got them a headline on The Root, so technically that’s “something.”

In “Spare,” Harry kinda dances around it but does mention that Meghan’s dad has never been .... all there, and has been totally open to media manipulation. Not that he’s an innocent flower or anything, but he was easy to take advantage of.

It’s gone up significantly against inflation, so much so that a family of four (or two parents hiring a babysitter) will have an expensive evening. Movies used to be about the price of coffee, and while coffee has gone up significantly, it hasn’t gone up THAT much. Movies weren’t meant to be a luxury activity, just

Some game shows have been really, really funny, and it’s also a chance for them to slip in some really off-the-wall stuff. I look forward to them.

I got the joke before they said the joke, which didn’t make me look forward to watching the rest of the sketch.

Wait, in the beach ball metaphor, are you the beach ball or is the beach ball your emotions? Or am I missing it entirely?

Power crunch bars (chocolate) are the only acceptable protein bars, and they have relatively low sugars. That’s why they’re always sold out. Big empty spot on the shelf at Walgreens? Chocolate power crunch bars. A lot of it is the texture, because most of the bars are gooey.

If they wanted me to keep my personal subscription they shouldn’t have cancelled all of the shows I like after ending seasons on a cliffhanger.

I think that’s what Bridgerton is.

Wow, that airline called them on their bluff.