Apology accepted.

The triathlon part, mostly.  

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

The Dreads. 

A Kardashian appropriating a culture they’re not part of to generate further profit for a family “brand” that is based solely on being famous because they’re famous?

...this is my shocked face.

One day, I will understand why this family continues to be a thing. I can understand people appreciating Kanye’s music (it’s…

His story is so obviously false. If the scheme was meant to be only temporary, he wouldn’t have involved Kaiser Permanente.

All field positions must now have some sartorial garnish:

“F. Lee Bailey said this week that if the defense only knew what Ron Goldman’s last words were, they might be able to find the real killer. You know, if you ask me, Goldman’s last words were probably, ah, “Hey, you’re O. J. Simpson!”

“Well, it is finally official: tweeting is legal in the State of California.”

It’s different here because Amazon is an enormous company. However the reality is that applying for those other jobs within Amazon is not necessarily much different than applying for other jobs elsewhere (or getting laid off from another job and applying to work at Amazon instead). Your boss and your boss’s boss and…

It’s a 100% true headline.

In even bigger news, Amazon has a games division.  

Hey, Ryan Cordell made contact. This counts as a “good at bat."

Euchre’dn’t be wrong with diss.  (that actually hurt my brain)

This is going to keep happening until some of these fucks go to jail for manslaughter.

Country House, Andy “The Destroyer” Ruiz Jr., Emma “The Butcher” Boettcher.

Username checks out.

Every one of his tattoos looks like he got paid on Friday, went out drinking that night, then tossed his last two crumpled twenties on the counter of the dirtiest shop in town and asked “What’ll this get me?”

Good for Google. There are numerous reasons why Android phones are far superior than iPhones and Apple and this is one of them.

Jim never said Leyland was a Greek name.