When I was 8 Dean Palmer fouled a laser directly at my dad’s head while he was talking to me. Thankfully I wasn’t listening very well and yelled when I saw it coming for us and he moved at the last second. It directly hit the beer of a big boy sitting behind my dad, causing it to explode all over everyone in the…

What specifically does the fact that life is completely random make you question?

Classic Rando!

The joke is that it's the first inning and no one would reasonably care

May you get ALL the stars.

I read that in Norm MacDonald’s voice

Honestly, why not take a page from WoW and have the matchmade and non-matchmade versions of the raid offer different difficulties and different loot levels. If all you want to do is see the encounters/story and get some easy loot, do the matchmade. If you want the higher challenge and better rewards, do the…

With a performance like this, my beloved Tigers will likely have a spot for this kid in their bullpen in 15 years or so.

Pretty much any of their models achieve that isolation, it’s inherent to the designs they use, which tend to sit deeper in the ear to get a better seal. The less expensive dynamic driver models (MC3, MC5, etc) are plenty good for a lot of people; plenty of adults even use the $35 kids model! I haven’t tried it myself,…

You mean, you know what is going through this guy.

Active noise cancellation is way overhyped. Simple isolation is far better for this kind of situation. Etymotic makes earbuds with -60 dB isolation

He didnt tell his kid to go apeshit in first class, just that he brings his daughter and the starched shirts get their underwear in knots. You fucking moron. 

Sometimes I fly my daughter first class just to watch the premium club silver medallion bronze gold platinum rewards cards members get all fucking pissy.

Right. So this is a joke or someone who doesn’t understand hockey. I’m not saying keep fighting in hockey, I’m saying that saying it doesn’t impact the outcome of the game is crazy (or just massively uninformed).

the result of that fight having no effect on the outcome of the game

came here for the scott bakula content

Its cooler to act like you’ve been there before.

Remember in the days before guaranteed contracts, when you’d have a guy like this, and you could just take him out back and shoot him?

If you don't want someone to stop and stare at a home run (an objectively cool thing to do), don't let him hit a home run off your pitch

Fighting is part of the game.