Wrong St. Petersburg.

Jeopardy should be a cabinet department, IMO

It’s funny - I know that they’ve said that, but I tend to be superstitious when it comes to Destiny, so I always wind up wearing the highest-level gear when I’m turning in rewards anyway just in case something’s bugged. (Plus, if you’re doing high-level activities like the new Reckoning mode, your power level is taken…

The witness statement in the police report explains it pretty clearly: “hands, touching hands, reaching out, touching me, touching you”

That net was supposed to teach driver's ed the next day! Now they have to get the baseball's pitching machine to do it.

Yeah? So? Normally I’m not one to defend sportscasters, as they are a blight on those of us who come for the sports and not the commentary, but Deadspin calling someone out for wanting anything both ways is the kettle being called black by a collapsed star. Your own writers are on a crusade to confront the NFL on its…

Joe Biden would throw that shit out with the trash and install a Golden Tee machine with oversized drink holder and ashtray. 

Not sure how you get Westbrook to jack up a contested three on the football field, but I’d love to see it. 

This is brilliant

Brandi Love is also a route-running technician and very comfortable in traffic. Very sure hands.

You left out their most famous alumnus. George “The Animal” Steele did graduate work there.

Counterpoint: Babe Ruth living today, in a country with legal alcohol, internet pornography, and being paid tens of millions of dollars a year, would be dead within 12 months. It’s like when Bender became human in that one Futurama episode.

Watching this live, the thing I found most entertaining was that Moncrief and Wallace continued to fight over the ball for what felt like five minutes, even after the melee broke out. It all felt very surreal, but maybe especially that aspect. 

I am growing exceedingly tired with this line of rhetoric. “They promised x and the game isn’t perfectly coded and every last thing they talked about wasn’t in pristine working condition when I logged in.”

Sweet Jebus.  That’s a terrible case of boneitis.

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No kidding. If you have a guy like Lynch in that situation, you walk out there and tell the defense you’re about to run up the middle and then do it anyway!

“He’s not sharing the ball!” mewl the dudes who, in all other arenas of life, think the word “sharing” is a euphemism for “dirty, godless Communism”