I dunno, I searched for ‘milf and gardener’ and got quite a few hits...

What face mask? Incidental contact. Or... ah... he didn’t make a football move? No, no... the face mask grabbed the defender! Yes, that’s it! Riddell is lucky it didn’t get a 10 yard holding call on that play!

I thought it would be old Mr. Withers- who runs the amusement park!

Tell em’ McClusky! Tell em what time it is!

Despite the fact that he was drafted 2 or 3 years after he retired, I always confused him with Sean Elliott. He will be missed. 

He fixes the cable?

Yes!!! Another Detroit Tiger no-no! God I love living in denial!

Jeff “Backus-up-five-yards” earned a prohib clause? Tah!

Maybe probably a term they wont use anymore when there are female kickers is ‘leash’.

Oh my god you are right. They were funny before- like that buddy in his late twenties who would get drunk and do crazy dumb shit. Well he’s 40 now and those same zany antics are just sad debilitating alcoholism. This is the Lions. 

+1 Hot Pocket

BUT... is that sear in a beautiful crosshatch pattern? 

*Robot reads sports news.

Why have people reporters at all? Have a dog in a news hat with sub captions or some sort of sports news robot. 

I don’t disagree but you kind of contradict yourself I think: do you think they were biased or is it simply green above all else? Happy to be wrong, just looking for clarification.

What if hockey coaches did this? Like, they’d either have to strap on skates and skate around all angry in a suit or slip and fall on their asses repeatedly also in a suit. Fuck man, that would be great. Make a call to someone or whatever, get it done. 

This guy sounds like a real jerk!

In all fairness Rain has a compendium of its own shenanigans that can be pretty fun.

“Oh, yeah? Watch this!” -Robinson Cano