These QBs are all blending in to one another-- is he the one with the large penis or the one that throws the ball at feet like a long-lost Ryan brother?

I get a paradoxical headache whenever I think of how the Kardashians are the embodiment of ‘vapid’ and that embodying something is sort of the opposite of vapid.

Cincinnati MisReds.  

Goddamn your comment is so dumb and awesome and now I have to explain to my wife why I just chortled and now she respects me less. 

The business class upgrade on that flight is way more than $1500 NIB right?

This will fuck over the Lions no less than 26 times this year.

Not Adem’s fault but wish the stage crew would have moved the Smooth Criminal board off screen or something for the chit-chat portion. 

CF with a flip down monocle would be BALLER. 

That was genuinely terrifying. What’s all this getting even talk??

I was firmly on the fence concerning this lay-off/clickbait nonsense ‘til I hit this comment. Those are excellent points and I now agree with you. 

How is this not filed under Blight Sox? 

Ah Jesus, there you go again, fission for stars. 

I applaud the effort!

He must only be the Left Bauer ‘cause Kepler trumped his ass. 

At the very least some sort Duty to Rescue tort. I’m sure they erase that possibility in settlements, but fucking A, something. 

Hey! Don’t disparage Norm! You didn’t like his jokes AND he said ‘fuck’ on air once! He’s a double threat!

After last week this was really the only way for it to end. He shouldn’t have torched that studio with all the innocent producers inside.

The Lions can no longer even Lions correctly. The Browns Lions better than the Lions. 

Explain to the folks at home who ‘Apple’ is.

I love Germaine ‘Remember Some Guys’ comments.