I dunno, just the entire dollar menu at the McExistential Crisis drive-thru. What are we doing here, why endure this, whats the point yada, yada, yada. None of those concerns matter in this context though, just the health of that kid. I probably should have left it at ‘Here’s to hoping for the best.’ 

When the bullshit RNG of this planet picks a kid for its ire it makes me question a great many things.

That’s a bullshit way to break up a no-hitter. 

As a proud Trine (then it was called Tri-State) dropout allow me to say: Great!

Better than me though: Takes me 2 minutes to get it to the plate after it leaves my hand. 

Thank you!

You got a model number on those? Legit interested. 

How does it inconvenience them? 

I am now on a mission to load my little shits full of Red Bull, Snickers and a couple of fucking vuvzelas and find her in every airport possible.

According to the rule book, any penalty can be a major if there is clear intent to harm or injure. I don’t have a dog in this fight. 

I don’t understand the dig at NHL player safety at the end- I agree that their track record isn’t good but on this play... what do you want? Did I miss something in the article? I’m honestly trying to understand and not trying to be a real jerk. Rule clarification can help a little but if Refs have to blow the whistle…

Or anywhere for that matter! I was able to discern that just based on the previous comment! 

College athlete exploitation isn’t like herpes: You can’t just ignore it and not disclose the problem to future partners and wait for it to go away.  

Yes, true... doesn’t mean 1997 didn’t exist tho... or the countless other times that fighting has impa— you know what, never mind! Go hockey team!

This is a situation where I am taking the side that I am not for- as I think hockey should be as fight free as possible (also a lifetime player). However, to say it has no effect on the game is to basically say it is played on paper by robots, which it is not. I can’t suggest Adrian Danter’s book ‘Blood Feud’ enough-…

Oh boy...

I agree with everything non-parenthetical in your comment. 

Seriously- and this isn’t some ‘play basebawl the right way’ kinda take. It objectively looks stupid for a guy with that hair to gaze the hell out of a 2nd inning HR in April after 6 years of not being able to hold down a steady gig with the Marlins.

Jesus, you don’t get to call it a “human trafficking sting” and “these low level crimes...”. Pick a lane rich white republicans! 

I do the same, way wide. Like, waaaay wide. Way way wide. Ill clip the line one of these days.