Despite the fact that he was drafted 2 or 3 years after he retired, I always confused him with Sean Elliott. He will be missed. 

He fixes the cable?

Yes!!! Another Detroit Tiger no-no! God I love living in denial!

Jeff “Backus-up-five-yards” earned a prohib clause? Tah!

Maybe probably a term they wont use anymore when there are female kickers is ‘leash’.

Oh my god you are right. They were funny before- like that buddy in his late twenties who would get drunk and do crazy dumb shit. Well he’s 40 now and those same zany antics are just sad debilitating alcoholism. This is the Lions. 

+1 Hot Pocket

BUT... is that sear in a beautiful crosshatch pattern? 

*Robot reads sports news.

Why have people reporters at all? Have a dog in a news hat with sub captions or some sort of sports news robot. 

I don’t disagree but you kind of contradict yourself I think: do you think they were biased or is it simply green above all else? Happy to be wrong, just looking for clarification.

What if hockey coaches did this? Like, they’d either have to strap on skates and skate around all angry in a suit or slip and fall on their asses repeatedly also in a suit. Fuck man, that would be great. Make a call to someone or whatever, get it done. 

This guy sounds like a real jerk!

In all fairness Rain has a compendium of its own shenanigans that can be pretty fun.

“Oh, yeah? Watch this!” -Robinson Cano

These QBs are all blending in to one another-- is he the one with the large penis or the one that throws the ball at feet like a long-lost Ryan brother?

I get a paradoxical headache whenever I think of how the Kardashians are the embodiment of ‘vapid’ and that embodying something is sort of the opposite of vapid.

Cincinnati MisReds.  

Goddamn your comment is so dumb and awesome and now I have to explain to my wife why I just chortled and now she respects me less. 

The business class upgrade on that flight is way more than $1500 NIB right?