This will fuck over the Lions no less than 26 times this year.

Not Adem’s fault but wish the stage crew would have moved the Smooth Criminal board off screen or something for the chit-chat portion. 

CF with a flip down monocle would be BALLER. 

That was genuinely terrifying. What’s all this getting even talk??

I was firmly on the fence concerning this lay-off/clickbait nonsense ‘til I hit this comment. Those are excellent points and I now agree with you. 

How is this not filed under Blight Sox? 

Ah Jesus, there you go again, fission for stars. 

I applaud the effort!

He must only be the Left Bauer ‘cause Kepler trumped his ass. 

At the very least some sort Duty to Rescue tort. I’m sure they erase that possibility in settlements, but fucking A, something. 

Hey! Don’t disparage Norm! You didn’t like his jokes AND he said ‘fuck’ on air once! He’s a double threat!

After last week this was really the only way for it to end. He shouldn’t have torched that studio with all the innocent producers inside.

The Lions can no longer even Lions correctly. The Browns Lions better than the Lions. 

Explain to the folks at home who ‘Apple’ is.

I love Germaine ‘Remember Some Guys’ comments.

I dunno, just the entire dollar menu at the McExistential Crisis drive-thru. What are we doing here, why endure this, whats the point yada, yada, yada. None of those concerns matter in this context though, just the health of that kid. I probably should have left it at ‘Here’s to hoping for the best.’ 

When the bullshit RNG of this planet picks a kid for its ire it makes me question a great many things.

That’s a bullshit way to break up a no-hitter. 

As a proud Trine (then it was called Tri-State) dropout allow me to say: Great!

Better than me though: Takes me 2 minutes to get it to the plate after it leaves my hand.