His dad probably got real mad and bust into his apartment shouting “WHERE IS MY SON? WHERE IS AKEEM?”

Also, the net is where you get to show off! you get to dust off weak lobs with thunderous overheads! You get to do voodoo shit with volleys! For example: Right handed player moving to the right for a volley. Racket ready, left arm out in front- turn the face of the racket to send the ball under the left arm at a sharp…

For the record, David Letterman told Norm he was quisling for not being more upset at Ohlmeyer, to which Norm suggested they get a dictionary at the (commercial) break.

Quisling? Maybe we can get a dictionary at the break...

The Lions always have and always will have to overcome three opponents each game, in order of difficulty:

Yo- let me beat the nickle-back.

Yeah, well, I still jerk-off manually.

I get that but from a consumer view my Ninja Turtle toys were $5 and vg’s were $50. Now the Ninja Turtles are $20 and the vg’s are $60. Economics aside that amazes me enough to not get worked up over micro-transactions.

I’m not suggesting that the big companies are saints- far from it. I think that the ability to keep vg prices relatively low is on the backs of overworked programmers and in some cases very watered down content.

It’s not a small price freeze either. NES games were $50. That is a 20% increase over 35 years. If VGs followed the standard inflation rate a game would cost $126. Meanwhile the business costs associated with the development process have followed more closely the inflation rate. I am amazed that games are only $60.

I spent a great deal of time with Stanhope and while he is one of the most disturbing, self-destructive, vile, and hilarious people I’ve ever met he never came across as a sexual deviant (which I feel like is something you can perceive after spending a bit of time with someone).

I mean, Gardner lives in NY right? Isn’t ‘Fuck you!’ basically ‘hello’ over there? Seems like he would be used to it by now.

This article just continues to prove my theory: Germans love David Hassellhoff.

I clicked the story, skipped the content, scanned the comments for picture of Charlie as Serpico.

He puts more balls in feet than Rex Ryan.

Un momento, por favor! Stainless steel is incredibly germ resistant.

Somewhere, Armando Galarraga weeps.

I saw a study that actually finds much higher rates of Autism in goalies than in the public.