I’d put goaltending a hockey game ahead of hockey at-large. The pressure, the heavy equipment, the asses of those same Eastern Europeans in your face all day, the fact that a 89% success rate isn’t good, hip problems because humans aren’t supposed to butterfly like that, sometimes looking like shit because of terrible…

Vlad Guerrero would have swung, turned it into fucking twins.

Remember in game 2 of the 98 finals when Tikkanen blew that wide open net? Classic CapitLoLs!

It’s never too soon.

My mistake, I heard shitacular announcing and just assumed!

His clueless gamer performances on Conan are brilliant.

I read these comments and thought “The announcers couldn’t have been THAT bad” I watched the clip and Holy shit, it was WORSE! We’ve all known that Hawk is bad at his job, but Goddamn man...

Man, our college team had a guy with an incredible kick serve. He almost generated enough RPMs to lodge it in a mans ass.

I don’t understand- aren’t there hundreds of arms around the minors that could come out of the pen and put up a 4.5 era? Why (other than it being free) would you expose yourself to the shitnami tidal wave that is KRod?

Valverde gave them a year without blowing a single save and he was still somehow a shitty Todd Jones-esque roller coaster.

Lol- since I am not sure which, allow me to both apologize and thank you. Like a Canadian would.

One catcher’s mask equals two cleats, if I am interpreting the rule correctly.

Honestly I was just trying to work “jodhpurs” into a comment. Which I just realized I totally misspelled in my original comment. Shit.

Right, so you see that I was being gratuitous to sound like the stereotypical asshole American. Also, because jokes. I have spent a lot of time in the (almost) south of France in Lyon and Vienne and fully realize I don’t fully grasp the culture.

(Yes, and my comment is overtly xenophobic/ignorant for effect)

He’s like the guy at a garage sale who found three decent sets of irons with plans to EBay them.

Kill an animal in your garage? That’s animal cruelty and a trip to court. Kill an animal while wearing bejazzled jodpers in front of 10,000 spectators? Now you’re honoring an ancient tradition!

Done and done!

What? Nobody on the internet made him climb into a circle and try to kill a fucking pissed off bull. If you want to grieve for his family, maybe he should have had them in mind when he decided try to slowly kill dangerous animals for a living. He died doing something dangerous and barbaric in a silly costume- that is…