Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

I feel pretty confident I could have done the falling over part

and it’s against the rapidly deflating Browns.

People love to be snobs and pretend their are superior i guess

That being said, they ALWAYS. OVERCOOK.  THE PASTA.  Its like mush :(

I haven’t been this proud to be Canadian since the 2016 US presidential election.

Two stories on barfing vultures in one day?

yeah, but you have facial features and a personality - two things that a-rod is unburdened by, and you cant have burgled.

Someone better warn John Elway not to go grazing out there.

My checklist needs updating!

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

Crystal Dunn was the Player of the Match, though.

But are they really? Two stars and zero supporting cast sounds like, well, a lot of Western conference teams that didn’t make the conference finals. The Warriors may not as invincible, but they’re not going to roll over and be dead. The Rockets, Blazers, hell, even the Spurs aren’t Eastern conference cannon fodder.

Baseball: Where it’s totally not cool to do your job to try and beat someone else in the game you’re playing, but it’s absolutely fine to throw a projectile at someone’s face if they watched their home run for too long that one time 10 months ago.

I have great difficulty understanding how pathetic one must be to go to a football stadium to watch the NFL Draft. This is the equivalent of people in the ‘90s camping out in front of their local Tower Records to be the first to buy the new album by, like, Everclear.

ESPN 30 for 30 presents: Three Tugs and a Cloud of Dust: The Manipulation of Robert Kraft 

The thing I loved about this story, is Keisel couldn’t help but tell on himself. People (dipshits in particular) seem to forget that professional athletes play at an incredibly elite level, with the most insane shit talkers on earth. These shit talkers are all programmed to spend every minute of the game trying to get…

For as entertaining as the game was, Clemson never got back to a single score game once the second touchdown was upheld. It was a fun game, but I don’t think I would ever say it was particularly close. It just seemed that way when somebody who was down 28 cuts it to 11. 

I voted 9-1-1 guy because nothing says 2018 more than a white person calling the cops on a black person for no good goddamn reason.

This should be a tournament bracket. Deadspin hasn’t done one of those in years.

So the Mets didn’t sign Bautista? That’s a relief.