I’m surprised you haven’t complained (given your schtick) about Straub’s “mater degree” that he apparently earned.

Don’t worry. When King dies, I’m sure he’ll come back to haunt a hotel or take over the soul of a car or somethin’....

He's projecting 

period piece about two white women where dies at the end —> period piece about two white women where (one?) dies at the end

Brendan Gleeson is great .

I don’t know why I thought this wouldn’t be a slide show. 

One of my good boys is currently going through chemo so I may but him a dog wig.  

Because of Pras?? Really??

My parents were big Tolkien heads.

They used to follow the Fellowship around the country on tour, selling cheese and lembas sandwiches in the parking lots and bootlegging tapes of the Song of Durin.

The movie’s not perfect, but it was literally breathtaking for me since, for the first time since Empire Strikes Back, I had no idea where any individual scene or the overall movie was going. After decades of predictable storytelling, Johnson flipped over the table and did new and exciting stuff.

It’s imperfect, but by FAR the best of the Sequel Trilogy. It was unexpected, beautiful, frustrating, thrilling, and, you know, we’re still talking about it. When was the last time anyone mentioned Rise of the Skywalker or whatever the fuck?

Not what was written at all.

We’re just a editorial few lay-offs away from:

In that case, let me be the first to offer you my contrafibularities.

I’m fifty years old and I’ve never heard the word traduce or traducing before. Is this some Mandela effect bullshit?

Why do you think Don is pushing Ivanka towards that role? He knows Don Jr and Eric will just fuck it up, Barron’s too young, and he forgets the other one exists most of the time.

Inspiring when a child so effortlessly assumes handling of the grift machine following their parent’s deaths.

The Commentariat would like you to stop posting videos.

Hopefully it’s got real shoddy special effects to make it comically terrible.

We are, in fact, arguably the least qualified group to know what the general public thinks about things, as we tend to know fewer actual people.