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He was clearly in the pocket of Big Demon, making back-alley deals to possess parishioners so that he could come along and exorcise them. We need an investigation now!

I think they do this shit on purpose to piss me off

If Ethan Hawke views the Marvel Cinematic Universe as the modern-day Western, what does he consider the modern-day Western to be?

I’m very excited to announce I have sold the options to my Ethan Hawke/Pedro Pascal slash fic. So, so much animalistic fucking.

Whenever they get around to making a real FF movie, assuming that Krasinski is indeed not cast as the “real” Reed, they should still have versions of him pop in through multiverse portals every so often only to be immediately killed in increasingly absurd ways.

Jesus the typos in this shit! How is this even possible?

We still miss you, Alan.

Not to be the Capital Police or anything, but this article uses both “Capitol police” and “Capitol Police” when it should really pick one and stick with it.

There TF Werewolf. There TF Castle.

Ouch.

Beginning life as the back-page supplement to a satirical newspaper and later setting up a home base in Chicago—a city that prides itself on rejecting the mainstream appeal of the coasts—The A.V. Club built its reputation on being a website that preferred to be a little outside. Rather than catering exclusively

It’s a fun thing to look back on, now that both LoT and the AV Club are over.

You must live in my neck of the woods. They were shooting close to my office for a few weeks last year - had a few peeks at street level and from my window at a two-block stretch of downtown that they made into a post-apocalyptic set. It was neat to watch things progress but was a bit like seeing the sausage being

You skipped my fave...

I took Michael Keaton’s advice about running a prostitution scheme out of a morgue and it led to a long prison sentence. Never again 

Dave Grohl and the Multi-Verse of Sadness :(

Well, we know Garner can do bizarre made-up accents, so she’s perfect for this.

When is a single studio going to commit to a Music Biopic Cinematic Universe? Traveling Willburys could be their Avengers. It writes itself.