I want to roll up that XKCD cartoon about it and beat them over the head with it.

Apparently one of the best ways to do it is to just use a long phrase. Something like, “itwasthebestoftimesitwastheworstoftimes”

and he’s celebrating with a teeth-clenching rictus pseudo-smile.

I feel comfortable saying that, while she is no longer physically with us, hooks is never going to die. She’s her own tier of scholar.

I really hope Bing puts out a Person of the Year, too.

In Anne Rice’s own words, an editor will only choke your writing, getting rid of your voice. Every word Anne wrote in her books was perfect as it was, hence why she refused to be edited (and why her writing went downhill after The Vampire Lestat.)

In a way, there’s no more fitting obituary to Rice than an unedited one.…

Best obit ever.

Years ago, I was moving from one crazy, dangerous neighborhood to another slightly less dangerous, yet equally crazy neighborhood, when a mentally ill homeless person randomly tried to cut me with a box cutter. Just one of those things. One second he was trudging by silently, the next he was coming at me, also silently…

I always thought it was weird how Chris Gaines was everywhere for a few months then never seen again. He must have been the son of someone famous like Macrosoft founder Bill Gaines.

I’m not sure how that is connected as those were clearly two separate people.

Other musicians who’ve pulled double duty include: Chance The Rapper, Justin Timberlake, Harry Styles, Miley Cyrus, and Halsey. The most recent singer to do it was Nick Jonas.

Good.

Not to be controversial, but Kristen Stewart seems very stylish.

Shut it down, folks. We’re done here.

“It’s also worth pointing out that McConaughey’s specific political beliefs are still… kind of vague.”

Nuclear power generation is a pretty mature and safe technology now. What exactly do you think is going to happen? Do you think that a nuclear power plant is like a nuclear bomb, and could explode, knocking the moon out of orbit?

“Execute Order 69"

I used to do something similar at the theaters but with codeine tablets and cheap bourbon.