I thought this was the official portrait - I like it better!

“Ugly crying” is a really evocative saying but it implies the existence of “pretty crying” or “beautiful crying” which aren’t really things. 

I don’t know but I live in Calgary and they shut down parts of the main boulevard in my neighbourhood to film this and it was a pain in the ass so I hope it’s good.

Yeah I think it’s prime time only. 

I think it’s prime time only. 

Wrong Fugee

I remember a “small town news” bit on Letterman where there was a review of some county fair that mentioned “Aunt Lydia’s delicious Gestapo.”

He was so gloriously over the top in The Lost City it was a goddamn pleasure every time he was on the screen. Stole the show even from the Brad Pitt character, which was also awesome! Talk about scenery chewing. 

One article on AV Club regarding the age of Viserys:

I just learned that Ice-T has been playing Fin for 23 years, making him the longest-running male actor on any series in TV history. (Note - he has a really cool new book out, Split Decision, written with one of his old crime partners.) 

I’m 44, have a master’s degree in English, and have worked for over twenty years as an editor and technical writer and I had to look it up. 

Great idea. As the parent of a currently transitioning trans daughter, I am becoming more and more sensitized to how gendered everything is and how artificial those categories are. I support this completely

Worse, their stillsuits have been incorrectly fitted the whole time!

Imodium Who Stilleth Troubled Waters doesn’t arrive until The Silmarillion.

I don’t want people to see the fucking pipes of my toilet. I don’t want them to see how I’m making the sausage.

My best friend died by suicide and his brother called and told me while he was still on life support but he also said there was no coming back. I kept insisting that he was wrong, if he was still breathing that meant there was some chance he could come back. There wasn’t. But I agree with your comment. My friend wasn’t…

Big Daddy Kane vs. KRS-One was epic

she is brain dead, meeting the legal definition of death in California.

Apple Music only has four tracks so far. They’re all good.

I’ve always loved that, at the peak of his career, he decided, “I can do anything I want so I’m going to pursue my other career as a bluegrass musician” and is now one of the top half-dozen banjoists in the world. Kind of like Jim Carrey becoming a genuinely good visual artist.