Counterpoint: Adopt and shop responsibly.

What do the Amish do on Halloween? Pump kin. 

MEL BROOKS IS JEWISH?!

Problem with Sinister is that the scariest/most disturbing thing in the movie is in the opening scene.

That’s very, very messed up. I have a much less scary but still relevant anecdote along those lines.

Hard, hard disagree. The interview was a masterpiece of slow-building tension.

That fucking rubber ball, man. *shudder*

Ooh, never heard of The Apostle - just checked it out and can’t wait to watch! Thanks for the “recommendation” as it were.

Fuck science. Movies that fucked me up, in order of fucked-me-uppedness:

He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. The guy was a interior decorator!

“Eye in the Sky,” Alan Parsons Project

Yeah that one too, couldn’t remember it. 

I believe their name is pronounced “wa-kow-ski” not “wa-chow-ski.” This guy has a number of odd pronunciations (“assaliant”).

As a certified WWII history buff, I knew all about the US not necessarily declaring war against Germany, but I did not know that Dahl played a role in it. I’ll look that up, but what are the broad strokes?

Fuck. I just HAD to go and Google “Roald Dahl problematic opinions.” Another hero of mine tarnished.

Too late to edit now.

Yes.

Shout out to this column and Popcorn Champs for being easily the best things on this website. Consistently great insights and writing. Well done again

I wonder when the Wiggles will pop up in a viral video where they apologize to Sam, aka the Second Yellow Wiggle, for completely and unceremoniously fucking him over and kicking him out when Greg, aka the Original Yellow Wiggle, decided to return?

Guy Fieri is to fine cuisine what Insane Clown Posse are to hip hop. (And I mean that as a compliment.)