“Because you sort of go, ‘Oh this is a movie where, folks, just look—everyone is going to die.’

He somehow got less charismatic as the franchise wore on. In the first movie I could totally buy that his gang of meatheads would elect him as their leader in the high stakes world of DVD player theft.

I Am Groot?

FF started making big cash with FF5, when The Rock made his first appearance.

Drop The Rock and keep Vin, FF9 will almost certainly suffer. Drop Vin and keep The Rock, FF9 will make another billion dollars.

Vin is not a bankable star. Everybody knows this, except Vin Diesel.

But Jason Statham movies are FUN.

“In my dying breath I cast Self-Revive!” “There’s a Mist of Occlusion in the pit.” “Bullshit there is!”

 his own spin-off, Hobbes

Vin Diesel as a movie star is something I’ve never quite understood. He’s bald, not very attractive,has a weird voice, no charisma, and little to no acting range.

I like to imagine that the whole fight was over Dungeons and Dragons. Like Vin was running his weekly Fast and the Furios Family D&D game and he was just a total dick and killed off The Rocks 15th level Paladin with a silly mid dungeon trap. Now they are no longer on speaking terms

A family of candy asses.

See, they are like a real family.

Arby’s has standards. Qdoba at best

It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off.

My guess, Tyrese, is your next franchise is going to be an Arby’s if you keep this up.

Too Sad Too Serious

+1 unibrow masturbation

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”