Slightly off-topic: IS anybody other than me finding it a little creepy that his daughter Ivanka, seems to be preparing to fulfill the FLOTUS role? It seems that Melania has little or no interest in being FLOTUS. In fact, her attitude this entire time has been more along the lines of “I did not sign up for this.”

I just feel actively bad all the time

I feel actively bad for Tiffany.

you can no longer cruse around with a car full of fiends

Obligatory “People still play this game?”

I can confirm the Starbucks rumor. It’s going to be a new beverage that will roll out on Dec. 8th.

Lots going on in the world of Pokemon GO right now. Interesting to see if it erases some of the animosity long-term players have built, while also bringing back players that have abandoned the game since the initial weeks/months.

That style you mention (Japanese Sonic 3/Sonic Jam art) is the definitive art style of Sonic to me; the style when Sonic’s character was perfected.

Here’s where I know my liberal brothers are frustrated:

Holy shit.

JESUS CHRIST.

Scala & Kolacny Brothers are trailer music machines. They recorded the Creep cover for The Social Network, California Dreamin’ for San Andreas, Nothing Else Matters for Zero Dark Thirty, and sad versions of just about every other song you can imagine, including this:  

Nothing will top the trailer for the shitty Lifetime Brittany Murphy biopic.

Looks horrible but I do see shades of the best Transformer episode ever in it, “Dark Awakening”. With Rodimus being in here, maybe we can at least get an evil Optimus vs. Rodimus fight with Rodimus making quips the entire time.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Look at her go!

Just imagine how she is going to react when someone tells her where pistachios come from...

When the thought, “waiting for the right time to break it to the internet” crosses your mind, it’s a powerful sign that you have made poor life choices.