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Seriously? This is the hill we die on? What was meant to be a small token of support is turned into a point of outrage? Im sorry but the reason trump and his supporters continue to shit all over us is because we devote too much of our very limited resources to bullshit infighting in a hope to be wokest. Can we get…

It’s tough to get anyone in Washington to admit to obstruction these days.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

When was the last time the children of our president were off limits? I’m CLEARLY not advocating being horrible to a child, but the obama girls were called monkeys for 8 years, and im pretty sure Chelsea was CRUCIFIED for existing. So you’ll have to excuse me for not caring that this post, and most of the…

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

I was just hoping for a number I could show my wife

Maybe it’s because I have a degree in compsci and math, but I was really hoping this article would end with an actual number (“7 times per month”) based on the headline instead of a big wishy-washy “It depends”

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

I am shocked, shocked I say!, that a profanity was uttered in a hockey locker room. Of all places! What’s this fucking world coming to?

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

“He felt horrible. He did not intend on hurting anybody...which is why he brought it to a Padres game.”

Thank goodness this won’t be an issue for the L.A. Chargers... Not drone crashes inside the stadium, but the chance one might hit a fan.

“MSN reports that Botha fired his rifle on the charging cows, but a fourth swept in and surprised him from the side.”

Maybe he misunderstood when they asked him to come into the box.

The staff writer with 3 years experience makes more than the senior writer with 26 years experience?

Even if the cost of living in Chicago isn’t quite at NY/LA/SF level unaffordable, the salaries displayed in that photo are impossibly low for people with 15 -39 years professional experience. They must all have to moonlight at other jobs to make ends meet.

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

Their team hashtag (#BearWithUs) doesn’t inspire confidence

For everyone saying rinsing is the answer, every time you rinse you are exposing yourself to DMHO.