Just wait for this to show up on goop (I refuse to recognize that as a proper noun, I hate it so much) as a new diet plan. Gwyneth lost 10lbs on the Poor People Diet (TM)!

This is pretty much just sad, but on our honeymoon (which was 6 months after our wedding for financial reasons), I had a miscarriage. And if that wasn't bad enough, the last hotel we stayed in had bedbugs and we got covered in bites (I had some on my face), the hotel tried to deny it even though you could SEE THE…