The streaming system is fucked.

One shudders to imagine his take on the Hobbits’ feet.

Diet Scorsese Cola is still better than Pepsi Clear.

I guess it stands to reason that a dude who thinks he’s an original Deus Ex character would design a truck that looks like a model from a PS1 game.

Jones can both be right for being pissed about being fired and wrong for taking a private conversation from two months ago and using it to publicly shame someone who realistically had nothing to do with him being fired.

All this kerfuffle is making my fanfic, Game Of Thrones Goes Bananas, all of a sudden seem like it might take off :D

Westeros is a theme park in “Westworld” and all the characters are hosts, except for Dany who is an heiress taking a long vacation.

I am surprised as anyone to be enjoying the young William Eyelash’s music as much as I am. She’s like a young PJ Harvey, a comment I make knowing full well that some of you dickfors will be yelling at me about it for the rest of the day. Then come tomorrow, you’ll all just forget about it. Weird how that works.

We Appreciate (Subpoena) Power

The Jedi both planned and fought in a war wearing layers of flowing material. Princess Leia and Mon Mothma commanded Death Star attacks in pristine white gowns. People are running all over the damn place in Star Wars world in dresses. Of all the weird-ass corners people are poking in to get mad about Last Jedi, this…

I tell you what (Bobby), DC are really good at getting people to watch their movies on the basis of, “I need to see this shit for myself.”

Ron Zertnert?

Jesse Plemons was in Thor: Ragnarok?

My guess is that she means she started as an Assistant in the first Iron Man, and it has been a decade since that movie. The married and child thing is probably just a tiny spoiler that’s barely a spoiler rather than a significant time jump.

When you GOOP all over the next movie

I loved Ricky Gervais’ work and think it’s too bad that he retired after Extras and never did anything after that.

He must be an Eagles fan.

Lando Calrissian, the eternally smooth smuggler who somehow became the Baron Administrator of Cloud City and a general for the Rebel Alliance.

“Lando couldn’t have filled that requirement, because everybody loves Lando, and he didn’t want an appearance like that to be “contrived.” (Not to mention the fact that he already betrayed the heroes in one of these movies.)“

I honestly don’t know what would be worse - Donald actually trying to pretend to be POTUS, or Donald just handing over the reigns to Pence/Ryan/McConnell.