I’d recommend watching Teeth. Great movie!

To be fair, no one else in the world calls it Doctors Without Borders except Americans, and Americans within the organization also call it MSF/Medecins Sans Frontieres (full disclosure: I’m in the volunteer pool).

Totally on board with the pretentious asshat bit, though. I’m glad I muted it and only have to read about…

I worked at the Vancouver Aquarium way back in the ‘60s when we were the very first facility to capture a “killer whale”. Skana, the whale was kept in a small public viewing tank that was about 30 feet long - a tank that was shared with 4 Pacific white sided dolphins. After the first weekend of sharing we came into…

Blue Ivy: The Great Unifier

You could eat like you’re doing the Whole 30 but still drink. Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good.

So, I auditioned for Jeopardy back in June and this week they gave me a call. I’m flying to CA in a few weeks to tape! Really excited but also quite nervous...

What a bimbo. She DOES know that the Berlin Wall came down in 1989, right? She remembers Saint Ronbo taking credit for it? Gurl, that wall don’t work. That is an ex-wall.

To be fair, the only thing she stole from the podiatrist’s website was footnotes.

Woah she plagiarized Melania too? Ruthless.

Counterpoint: Monica Crowley is an inspirational figure who rose from the South Side of Chicago to become the model she is, today. Her parents urged her on to a better life, noting that, in this country, the only limitations are the scope of your dreams. And hard work. Further, she has lived her life by the motto:…

Why does every fucking Republican woman look exactly the same? Same fake nose, same fake hair, same fake tan.

Just don’t see him again. It’s really that simple, we’ve all been there made a bad call and decided after we didn’t feel great about the interaction that doesn’t mean anything bad about you. It’s ok to feel uncomfortable if you feel you were coerced but you aren’t bad and it’s ok, you’ll be alright just don’t see him…

This is..off topic. I feel desperate. None of my friends are around. I need like, a touch of female support. I just had a weird experience with a guy. I’m young. almost 22. I’ve only had a few sexual encounters. A little of that’s nerves, but a lot of it is not finding guys I click with in/adjacent to my social sphere.

I mean, this is one of those examples where I absolutely agree that my own personal feelings get in the way of what I know rationally to be correct. I know rationally that the death penalty is wrong and I believe wholeheartedly that it should be abolished, but my own feelings right now are that if Dylann Roof is…

I’m a bleeding heart liberal (“snowflake”), coastal elitist, college educated, Whole Foods frequenting, globe trotting mixed-raced guy and I fully support the death penalty. Why? This trash.

Seriously. I lived in Germany for 10 years, if I suddenly started speaking with a German accent would anyone think it was charming? I don’t think so, fraulein.

I’m listening to bitch sesh right now, so this is just doubling my pleasure.

The truth is that Brad was a Trump Supporter

This sloppy bitch.

Had Elizabeth run I could have cast a vote for a nationalist, a populist, a thoughtful and honorable person who carries with her no sense of superiority or pretension. She is noble in her actions and usually in her words. Hell, she wrote a personal finance book that is still working its way through my mind.