Melania’s perpetual squint always reminds me of the ubiquitous Futurama meme.

... is extraordinary a word we use for things which are so bad you can’t find the right words? Or is Eddie Redmayne just tone deaf?

She felt the concept could go no furter

I knew we could find something unsuccessful about her!

I guess it wasn’t a weiner.

Oh my god

If you refer to a black person as an “ape” there is no way in HELL you are not being racist. I’m sorry. This is not a case of “you misread my comment thooo.” It’s blatant racism.

i haven’t watched any atlanta yet, need to catch up. cant believe cynthia is still on the show though. even her divorce will be boring/not worth caring about

I kind of wish “Maerd” would catch on as a yoonique name like “Nevaeh” because it’s the word Dream backwards and kinda sounds like the word for shit in French.

I’ll bet you were super up in arms while Obama got called “Obunga” for years.

2016 would be the year that Snakes on a Plane comes true.

Who knew this movie was a prophecy?

SEE

A good friend of mine had this done to get rid of a stubborn belly pooch she was left with after having 2 kids. She paid around $4K to get it done by a doctor in NYC where prices are typically high, and was pleased with the result; she said she can definitely fit into clothes much better, etc. and it wasn’t too…

It’s definitely not cheap— I paid around $1500. To me, it was worth it for personal reasons. But that should be qualified with a massive asterix that says that it is only worth it if you are already committed to a healthy lifestyle. The point is to reduce stubborn fat pockets that resist diet and exercise.

UR NOT MY MOM

You can list all the negative side effects in the world - I’m still interested in that double chin elimination shot

Asked if she left the bullet in on purpose? Like for what? More sympathy? What the fucking fuck, this poor girl...

I thought it was a dirt bag

ANDY. FOR THE LOVE OF TURTLE TIME AND MAKING IT NICE. DO THIS.