ME. I am deeply invested in this entire fiasco.

no one should get death threats. let’s just make that clear off the bat.

so i watched the first episode of this at the gym and really liked it, but realized its hard to watch in my preferred viewing method, aka while i browse the internet on my computer and half watch in the background, so i never continued with it!

Brianna definitely reminded me of Vicki when her overly-aggressive husband went after Lydia’s mother for putting her feet on the sofa, and then she spent the whole night defending him.

Heather and the hexagonal ice machine. That is all.

Kelly is fucking nuts! Like above and beyond normal housewives narcissism. They really veered into Danielle Staub territory with that one. I don’t see her sticking around for another season. (Same goes for Meghan—god that giving-herself-a-shot monologue last night was horrible.)

Whether or not she’s still a millionaire is.............debatable.

Lindsay Lohan is a gift from God and don’t you ever forget it

k bye

That is a classic “Is she really about to cry in public? Oh shit, what do I do?” pose.

Omg she’s so good at this. Taking notes.

I don’t know enough about Leadsom - no one does really. But Theresa May is the devil. I’m shocked how much I now :shudder: begrudgingly respect Cameron for keeping the zealots in his party in check, now that there’s a real chance they’ll have a great deal of power.

I’m convinced that Taylor is going to keep dating people until all of their initials spell out some sort of coded message about her asking for someone to rescue her from the grasps of the Illuminati.

I was on sabbatical, but I’m BACK IN A BIG WAY, BABE.

Jezebel underscores the level of badassness she possesses. She didn’t just hide in the bathroom armed with her iron. That iron had a plan! Here is what she intended to do with that iron from another interview:

So if Yolanda DOES die, you think she’ll leave behind instructions for this?

JFC. I love how completely this post has managed to exhibit Jesse’s point about equality.

“She would be alive is she hadn’t acted so ...free.”