Throw in some Southern Charm!

Me too. And yes.

I *just* finished this episode, and omg was it awful. I don’t know if I’ll make it through the whole season and I’m watching real housewives of Dallas to cope. When is NJ coming back? Send help. And wine.

Jesus Christ, I’m going to get fired for how hard I just laughed.

This is the greatest screen grab triptych in the history of Kinja. *respect*

I am collapsed at my desk laughing

My absolute favorite part of the show:

What did we not see? When Dorinda started getting upset, she sounded normal. By the time she loses her mind over LuAnn mentioning her mother (like straight up, just saying “Dorinda’s mother”), she's a slurring, hysterical mess. Exactly how much booze (and what kind) was consumed by 4:55 to warrant such an insane…

omg you just killed me

"The only thing worse than trout mouth is trout snatch."

I was watching this episode with my dad and turned to me and went: “I have that tea. It’s mostly chamomile.”

The hat Sonja wears to get her vag redone.

1 loaf of whole grain bread with the most amount of grains?

Oh, he wants Trump Bread. The classiest, grainiest bread on the market. No Mexican buyers, please.

I need to ask my grocer if they carry whole grain bread with the most amount of grains.

Never underestimate a jezebel commenters ability to find something negative in an otherwise heartwarming story

They're filming what will likely be their last real moment with their friend, where she's still lucid and herself. I'd probably do the same thing.

God, I cried just reading the article, before I got to the video. Poor girl. Good on Florence Welch.

After reading Jia’s piece on “bullying” yesterday I am starting to notice the prevalence of the term in the media on a whole other level.

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