Shut. Up. Shut! Up! For real?!

You. Are. My. People.

Whoa, it just occurred to me that Juicy Joe will be doing his time at Fort Dix...alongside Apollo Nida, onetime beloved of Ms. Phaedra Parks, Esq., of the Atlanta Southern Belles Coalition of Funereal Proprieters™ and RHOA.

It looks like Pantone’s color for 2015: Marsala.

Here’s the thing I have about Katie: the lifestyle blog. Oh, the lifestyle blog! Were there really people out there who wanted style tips from Katie?! I haven’t seen a single hairstyle on her head that I would walk down the street with. And her clothes ain’t that great either.

Contour or Strobe. Not both.

I was wondering why they chose Ben Folds as the music for the trailer.

Gosh I love this stupid ass show. The episode last night was a little boring, except when I was mad at Deacon for being an idiot.

She has a nice voice, but I don’t get it. The song is perfectly Rihanna and perfectly perfect.

I love Erika so damn much.

You misspelled Jax.

Semi-related: I live in a city that experienced a natural disaster a couple years ago, which inspired an outpouring of community spirit and helpfulness. Largely this manifested in showing up at strangers homes and mucking out ruined basements, knocking down soggy walls, etc.

Is it wrong I have been waiting all day for this? Just to say again that Kathryn is the utter worst in every way...I think the shit stirring is an obvious ploy for screen time.

okay, but what about the guy who had a picture of Lace tattooed on his side? I really hope that was just cray producer shit.

Jubilee was my favorite contestant in a long time. She has a super interesting life, and she is a little rough around the edges and not as well practiced as the other girls, which made her really interesting to watch. She’s also Sgt. Jubilee now so haters to the left.

100% fake on that emo pic. she was signed and recording at 15 and in nashville looking for a deal at 15. bae aint had no time to be emo.

I’d go to Great Lengths to be safe.

*running out to buy sage hairspray*

Uh, did you actually watch Good Hair?