My dog was neutered by a Kevin Bacon. I told everyone.

Shot through the tongue

Meanwhile, at the new Muppets show:

I’m not bragging (YES I AM) but not more than a month ago I was eating at NOBU and noshing on honor bar M&M’s. The red carpet was only in my mind. #Celeblife #Vacation #AintNoHumbleinmyBrag.

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

It’s very problematic that they’re Photoshopping her to look skinnier. I am more bothered by the fact that they’re taking her skin color and trying to make her look like she’s tan as opposed to mixed. They're putting some awful Snooki filter over her and it completely changes her natural skin color.

I’m really hoping people start commenting on the original article again. (Because I’m a terrible person.)

Just gonna leave this here: http://www.xojane.com/sex/i-accepted…

I’m surprised she wasn’t involved with a pyramid scheme.

The Philly connection is making me think “MALL”

Close your eyes and think of Nicole Kidman. Or England

Decriminalizing drugs is a very good thing.

dean mcDermott, dermot mulroney, and dylan mcDermott all need to change their fucking names so america stops being scared and confused

Williams guest-edited the November issue of Wired, which is owned by Condé Nast, whose parent company, Advance Publications, is a Reddit shareholder.

Elbaz is quite possibly my favourite living designer. The man is a genius. I’m sure he’ll do brilliant work wherever he goes but I’ll be sad to see him leave Lanvin - I felt like they were such a good fit in a way that I don’t see him being at Dior. I love Raf Simons too but I was actually glad to see him leave Dior…

I am American, I live in England. And that’s not a thing.

I live in Orange County and am acquaintances with a few of the housewives. I’m closer with several people who are very close to many of the housewives, from their hair and makeup people to actual friends and neighbors. Whore for gossip that I am, I’ve been bombarding them with questions about Brooks and his “cancer”.…

Is that true though? You see Tamra’s husband busting his ass at their gym. You see Heather’s husband always leaving for work, at work, or in his scrubs. You see Meghan’s husband always going off to do his baseball thing. I seem to recall an episode that talked about Shannon’s husband doing something with his…

This is the third thing justin Bieber has done this year that I like, I don’t know who I am anymore, I feel so lost and confused. :(

Between this cancer stuff, Shannon and David airing all their dirty laundry, Vicki’s mom dying, Tamra’s baptism and Heather building the biggest house on the planet, the answer to that question is a resounding yes.