I fell in love once...

Yeah. I’m ten years younger than this lady, and the very idea of spending that much time with a 23-yr-old dude [who reads The Secret, ffs) is just uuuuuggggh. And one who writes “anywho” instead of the PROPER, CORRECT “anyhoo”? Helllll no.

Also, their first date was a Third Eye Blind concert.

But he’s a 23 y.o. who says “anywho.”

Ooooooooo I can’t wait for The Knick to come back!!!

WHEN will Kate Winslet and Leo DiCaprio realize that their relationships don’t work out because they just need to get together, already

Matt Damon, stop talking. Just stop.

I’m going to do it, Erin. You’ve inspired me.

I do enjoy Tracey and Kim’s dumb daughter Brielle. I could live without seeing the rest of them, especially and particularly Kim.

Tracy was on Top Chef! She was delightful, I was sad when she was booted.

Why do I feel like Justin Long spends a lot of time broken hearted?

That woman from Access Hollywood, some Real Housewives, someone I don’t know and Paula Deen?

No because that would be my crazy Aunt who did the following:

there are way worse people.

If anyone can think of any reason why these two should not be joined in holy matrimony, please passive-aggressively blog about it right now, right here, during the ceremony, with your champagne gold iPhone 6, which is so last June anyway because the rose gold iPhone 6s is where it’s at now.

Was there food, that you could eat? Good wedding.

In the poll, you should have a “yes, she’s awful but I wish she was bitchier” option.

I appreciate how careful and thorough and elaborate that lead-in was.

Yeah... no. Most people are *lucky* to have a good enough friend to come over and help them with their tedious wedding projects. *No one* has a friend kind enough to take over an entire wedding, make all their place settings *and* favors *and* commission a cake... All without you having any knowledge of what they…