“Per urban dictionary, “n***er pot” or “n***er marijuana” is “marijuana that doesn’t have very strong effects.” — From Radar Online

“Every woman on this planet, including me who everyone says has a “tiny” waist has some manner of tummy roll when she leans forward. I find them adorable personally.”

BOXING!! I fucking hate cardio but love my boxing mixed with HIIT Classes

1. misty copeland??

ahh i know this is really late...i’m african american and i had a laser facial yesterday and now half of my face has turned black black!!! like theres black streaks across my face.anyone have any experience with laser facials?? is this normal??

what exactly is in kylie’s magical lip perfecting kit?

but pumpkin spice?

my brother’s name is kevin bacon and i always use it when i make reservations at restaurants. the look on the maitre d’s face when i show up is always priceless.

SOOO GOOD

i really enjoy her tardy for whatever show. Her chef Tracey is hilarious.

my best friend refuses to come to my 30th birthday party next week bc I invited someone she doesn’t like. 60 other people are coming. I can’t believe I’m having this discussion and I’m almost 30...

i highly recommend her show “being mary jane”

now i’m craving benihana

i can’t help but like “what do you mean?” i asked three different people “so, have you heard the new bieber jam?” this weekend.

i’m confused about the positioning...

poor rita ora. she’s bigger in the UK!! i like her song poison.

too much going on.

true story: when i was 19 and really high i went into prada on the UES. i thought i saw eve ensler and i went up to her and said “you’re the reason cunt is my favorite word.” it was not eve ensler. luckily the woman thought it was hilarious and got mistaken for her before.

hope you feel better!!! gall bladder issues sucks. i had chronic pancreatitis but once i got mine removed no more awful digestive problems! it was totally worth it and the procedure wasn’t too bad.

wait when were miley and taylor ever buds?