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I once spent an entire lunch break reading Sur's yelp reviews.

so... I have a drug test this week and I'm really nervous for it! I smoked like have joint a week and a half ago. I've been doing research on the internet but there's so many different information. Can anyone recommend a cleanse that will help me clean my system?

PARIS IS BURNING!!!! I watched that in documentary in practically every class at Barnard.

recommendations on the softest sheets ever?

the worst roommate i ever had broke my dog's leg. she knocked a closet door on him.

shout me a holler when you're in london.

i was cleaning out my closet on this action packed saturday evening, and several of my bras are missing the underwire in just ONE cup!! WTF?! i have no idea how it happened. any suggestions on how to salvage them or should i just bin them?

james franco asked to buy my dog.

i really wish you hadnt said that...

off topic but what happened to dodai's summaries of the fashion shows? i loved them and the comments!

Joanna was a total bitch to Lisa on the reunion. So what her millionaire husband works and she wants Birkin bags? She shouldn't put her down for it... yeah. I'm emotionally invested in all of the housewives.

don't worry about it! did you like him? wait for him to text you. you're a grown ass woman and sleep with whoever you want. whenever you want. it doesn't say anything about you character.

I sold Kristen leggings at American Apparel back in the day and she was super sweet. Also saw her stand up with Gabe Liedman and Jenny Slate. she's so talented! congratulations to her!

apparently there's an episode where a woman cuts towels for the bathroom then washes them...

a pierced crotch

go to the pub! I moved to London and that's how I made a lot of my friends. good luck!

Congratulations!! Have fun at your reunion!! thanks for the kind words.. Everything worked out for the best!