Only if the Conniving Connies close out the set.

Can my band The Judgmental Judys open for y’all?

Whenever I bring up the one million moms, my husband says,”You mean those 5 ladies with no life”, yes, those ladies.

very true.

Some are probably just really bored uncles.

If they have enough quiet time to watch, critique and petition against a TV show they must have none, or at least none young enough to be corrupted by a show.

6 Dozen Moms That You Are Really Happy Aren't Your Mom.

Hypocritical Hussies, which you know is what they are. ***** Also, Hypocritical Hussies is my new band name. I'm calling dibs now. Sorry ladies.

Moms to cats I am sure.

Every other Saturday night?! What kind of hussies do you take them for?

And she’s not allowed to orgasm.

Nono! That's just it, they're all secret horn-dogs.

With as much clothing left on as possible.

That often? Doubt it...

In the dark.

I vote for Two Broads in a Basement .

6 Dozen Moms that only have silent, missionary sex every other Saturday night.

Bet you some of them are just really amazing Aunts.

They should really rename it 6 Dozen Moms. That would probably be more accurate.