The fact that the dumb white guy's last name was "Ferguson" pretty much proves that the universe has an inherent drive towards irony.

I'm so sorry to hear that, you have my deepest sympathies.

Tits and ass.

What does an Asian look like?

By this logic, only Native Americans should be allowed to become Miss America.

She's Japanese, and good for those that are defending that on the comment boards in Japan. Time to catch up with a considerable chunk of the world on this one, Japan.

Borrowing musical ideas is as old as music itself. Seems to me that the only time one artist owes another anything is when A) they cover a song written by another artist; or B) they sample a recording of another artist. Everything else, even really obvious "soundalike" ripoffs, are just the nature of the beast.

Not a Thicke fan, but his song sounds NOTHING like Gayes'. It shares only three basic SECONDARY concepts: falsetto vocals, a bouncy bass line, and a similar tempo. These (concepts) are not things you can copyright. The most important tangible element, the MELODY, is not even vaguely similar. Even the chord…

I've listened on repeat 5 times, and I swear the only part of Got to Give it Up that sounds even remotely like Blurred Lines is the first ten seconds. I don't understand any of this.

This decision is just obtusely wrong on so many levels. I think you point out all the cascading consequences of the jury's reasoning here.

I made the mistake of clicking on the Gerber sandwich link:

Obama be like: "I ain't even mad. That wine was good."

Apparently there's a difference between lifetime appointment & employment at will.

This is…strange.

What a baller thing to admit. Zero fucks given.

There will never be a post about notorious RBG where this picture is not appropriate.

For a certain generation, he may be the greatest. I watched Jordan growing up, and I have a hard time calling anyone else the greatest. But for a younger group, Lebron is probably it.

Depends on your age. I'm 28 and got to watch Jordan play in his prime at an age where I understood how badass he was, but I'm guessing 18-20 year olds were too young to really remember much of Jordan's play. For them Lebron is probably the greatest athlete they have seen so far. I'd argue prime Tiger Woods, but I…

I agree with you. I couldn't said that better myself.