Your theory is amusing, but I’ll answer honestly instead.

Steve can retire but he still needs to show up for the 50th season of SNL, assuming the theory Lorne Michaels will retire after that landmark proves correct. He’s just such a mainstay of that show, and he was never even a cast member. 

I’m still surprised Solo didn’t do better than that. It’s not a bad movie by any stretch, but probably works better if you just think of it as a heist film rather than origin story. Also pretty dumb that everything we know about Han Solo originated from his very first adventure.

That’s what you get for trying to read these things. Just skim the paragraphs, pick out some words, and then you can tell pretty much what it says.

Love it!

Personally, I thought it worked great to show a girl/woman can not conform to gender stereotypes without it automatically meaning she’s gay (see also, Brienne).

Writers David Benioff and Dan Weiss had given their actors fake-out scripts before.

Arya was a somewhat confusing character, part of what made her interesting, especially as played by the funny but also soulful Maisie Williams 

Nothing wrong with eyeing a work of art even if you have no plans on touching it.

Did she not watch the episode where Arya was ogling Gendry when he was shirtless at the forge in Harrenhal?

Wow. It was nice for the character to have a fun moment at the time, but does this ever show just how wildly off the showrunners were from reality at that point/mailing it in. Their main breakout character had an entirely different conception of the role she was playing!

This article feels like it was written by some sort of random word generating algorithm.

Oximandias.

I know you meant Ozymandias, but “Oxymandias” is simply amazing and I’m sure some up-and-coming rapper will steal it for their moniker.

Tis better to remain silent and be thought of as a gimungo piece of shit than Twatter (sic) ALL THE FUCKING TIME and removal all doubt.

Some of them are rumbling about changing laws so their new lord and master could become President. Yes, they are that delusional. 

Lots of use this week...

Don’t ever take anything he says at face value. He doesn’t make observations, only varying attempts to manipulate markets in his favour.

“Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Is this what happened it Oxymandias?