Your theory is amusing, but I’ll answer honestly instead.

Steve can retire but he still needs to show up for the 50th season of SNL, assuming the theory Lorne Michaels will retire after that landmark proves correct. He’s just such a mainstay of that show, and he was never even a cast member. 

I’m still surprised Solo didn’t do better than that. It’s not a bad movie by any stretch, but probably works better if you just think of it as a heist film rather than origin story. Also pretty dumb that everything we know about Han Solo originated from his very first adventure.

That’s what you get for trying to read these things. Just skim the paragraphs, pick out some words, and then you can tell pretty much what it says.

Love it!

Personally, I thought it worked great to show a girl/woman can not conform to gender stereotypes without it automatically meaning she’s gay (see also, Brienne).

Writers David Benioff and Dan Weiss had given their actors fake-out scripts before.

Arya was a somewhat confusing character, part of what made her interesting, especially as played by the funny but also soulful Maisie Williams 

Nothing wrong with eyeing a work of art even if you have no plans on touching it.

Did she not watch the episode where Arya was ogling Gendry when he was shirtless at the forge in Harrenhal?

Wow. It was nice for the character to have a fun moment at the time, but does this ever show just how wildly off the showrunners were from reality at that point/mailing it in. Their main breakout character had an entirely different conception of the role she was playing!

This article feels like it was written by some sort of random word generating algorithm.

Guest was the one who came up with the concept in the first place (and co-wrote the original film with McKean, Shearer and Reiner).  I’m pretty sure there’s no sequel without his input.

Final Tap

Let Guest help with the script and direction, and include an heartbreakingly wistful performance like Levy and O’Hara had in A Mighty Wind.

That photo of Shearer and Guest is *chef’s kiss*

“giving Reiner and the band more of a stake in the film and paving the way for a sequel that fans will undoubtedly see and forget immediately.”

Yeah, either of the sexual assaults that happen (the one in her teen years and the one that’s more at the end of the book, trying not to give too much away for those who haven’t read it) are important and very much an important part of the story. The review makes me think that whichever one they’re talking about isn’t…

I also really liked the book but my big complaint was the end. Throughout the book there’s this big dark secret or event hinted at which, I guess, is supposed to create suspense and carry the plot along and in the end, from what I remember, it’s a series of miscarriages? I understand I risk sounding insensitive here…

“The weaknesses of HBO’s The Time Traveler’s Wife are, then, the weaknesses that have dogged Moffat throughout his career: tonal inconsistencies that sometimes render glib what should be harrowing; a complicated story structure that occasionally obscures character, rather than reveal it; and, especially, the…