People really are truly dumb then, I can’t even say how many times they showed that this lifestyle ruins the family member’s lives. Whether it’s massive money issues or just dealing with the feds, or even when they die. 

Mmm I wouldn’t exactly say the Sopranos romanticizes mob life, I’d say it’s the opposite. 

It is the best one, and also the best episode if you’re only going to see one as it stands alone so well. That said, the rest is definitely worth watching, too.

I’m watching it now for the first time ever.  It is really good.

Liotta is physically more imposing than Joey Pants, but Pantoliano has this “crazy fucker could up and do anything” vibe.

So a bartender is opening up at like 4PM, so the whole place is dead, and a guy walks in. He’s got a suit that could feed a family of four for a decade, and it’s on a body that would put Michael Phelps to shame, and he’s also got a red balloon for a head.

Norm also is shrouded in mystery. He claimed he never drank once, and just naturally slurred and pretended to be drunk to add to his act and get with women. He claimed to be Polish despite his name, and was offended when someone assumed he was Polish because he ordered a Polish sausage. But it was because he was in a…

The Albert Fish joke wouldn’t even work if Norm hadn’t been so amazing at constructing sentences and choosing his words. The intelligence intersects with some childish/banal stuff to make the joke, which is not an easy feat at all to pull off. I doubt any other comedian could do it, because you also need to employ that…

We’ll be updating the rankings as new guest hosts are added to the lineup!

Just one night of William Shatner going full Shatner.

Mayim “I actually have a PhD, have I told you about it?” Bialik belongs second to last, only above Dr. Oz. She’s an anti-vax sympathizer who is currently doing commercials for some brain health supplement snake oil too.

You feed them to the pigs, and then they will, in good time, become bacon.

Finding a way to make something as noxious as banana peels edible is precisely the kind of thing peasant cooks tend to figure out with centuries of effort.

The fact that they have *not* should tell us something about just how inedible they are.

I’m not 100% on this, but hear me out...

I like Johnny Knoxville and am always pleased to see him in a movie. 

Too much effort for me: I’m going on a Girl Drink Drunk Binge...

Only if Chicken Lady shows up.

This is great news. Time to get Girl Drink Drunk to celebrate!

However, we could imagine Mark McKinney trying to squish heads via webcam being kind of funny.

I am looking forward to this show because I hear it’s a little bit Alexis