Cracks me up how brave Keanu is for diving headfirst back into a character that he’s basically been running from his whole career, insofar as early assessments of his talent went.

Great, angry Cracker Barrel customers now can get drunk and exacerbate society’s woes further. Just what we needed.

For his deeds, Sid is rewarded in a way. He becomes the only human alive to be aware that toys are alive. This knowledge terrifies him at first, but we can presume that over time, it gives him a greater appreciation of the wonders of the world around him. When we see Sid again in Toy Story 3, he seems very content…

The way I see it is that sure, groceries are getting more expensive but I am spending significantly less on eating and drinking at restaurants and bars. Our regular weekly grocery trips used to be in the low $100s and are now in the $150 to $200 range but a good portion of that is because we are eating almost all of…

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/who-said-it-donald-trump-or-larry-vaughn-the-mayor-of-amity-island-from-jaws

Now that you mention it, Trump sounds a lot like the mayor from “Jaws” in all this. Both constantly say it’s not a big deal, everything is fine and going to be better, and you can’t close the beaches/economy because it costs too much money.

This is the correct answer. When I was a kid we’d go gigging on local rivers in Missouri. Had to do it at night and use lights on the boat but when you were done you’d go to the bank and fire up the fryer. If you cut the sucker fish right the bones just dissolve in the fryer. Throw in some onions and potatoes as well.…

My camping doughnut recipe is a little different.

You started with “camping is great” then proceeded to write something that could pass as fan fiction for the first season of The Terror.

Can we just say “Scott Adams is full of shit” and leave it at that? We don’t really need to the know the details about the contents of his literal shit.

The Olivia James Nancy strips are great. 

TBH, you could be sprouting Nazi propoganda here and I’d still probably star that Full English Breakfast.

Certainly helps that they relaunched Nancy two years ago with a new cartoonist taking the strip back to its Bushmiller origins rather than the saccharine Boomer take i remember from my childhood. New Nancy is amazing

Yeah. There was a point his work was so popular in the average cube farm I worked at two separate companies that had full “no Dilbert” policies - which at the time was the most “Dilbert” policy ever.

I wouldn’t feed that junk to Dogbert.

Jalopnik’s Jason T called it!

Is it available in a commemorative tote bag smothered in vegetarian chile?

Sauce packets are always a nice option. I sort of hate to admit it but the ketchup packet sized picante sauces you get at McDonalds with their breakfast burritos are fantastic. I got a fancier, tastier, breakfast burrito delivered from my favorite independent deli/café just 2 days ago and it was just a smidgen dry. It…

Thanks! And thanks to the inventor of Frinkiac for allowing these memes to happen.