For official refreshment, eat Clark Bars! And for totally outrageous class rings, it’s Josten’s! Gooooooooo Josten’s!
5th Avenue bars are filet mignon. Butterfingers are cube steaks.
I like butterfingers, except for the fact that they stick in my teeth so tenaciously - maybe that’s what they’re fixing?
There’s no texture in the world like an inside of the Butterfinger. Crystal shards that break on a misplaced glance that later soften to a stucco that refuses to ever leave my teeth.
Huh... I totally forgot that Butterfingers were a candy. I just realized there is something more irrelevant than a Three Musketeers.
So, after 30 years of threatening people not to lay a finger on their Butterfinger, they are laying a finger on it themselves?
The flavor of the bar is fine, but hopefully they are finally improving the process so there are not 1-2 chunks that are as hard as glass per bar.
“Are you a Crip or a Blood or an Asshole?”
We are not interested in reaching out to racist bigots. We have been reaching out to racist bigots for almost 50 years now, and the end result is that Trump is sitting in the White House telling us that racist bigots are fine people.
“Just trying to provoke a conversation” LOL
This is probably the best thing to do. It shows the position of the owner and any super MAGA person would likely avoid the place rather than have any of their money go to... I don’t know the ACLU.
World Central Kitchen, perhaps. José Andres has abjectly humiliated Trump at every turn by being conspicuously decent. I just hope he gets that Nobel.
I like another commenters suggestion, that instead of no MAGA hat sign, they should put a sign that says ‘we support immigrants’ or ‘a percentage of each sale goes towards Planned Parenthood.’
Yeah, just Google something like “Trump Yelp” and compile a few of the couple dozen news stories that inevitably turn up. Hand it over to the owner with a “Remember: You’re inviting this.”
You mean the owner who wanted to ban these people from the restaurant completely? I think they’d actually take pleasure in hearing MAGAts bitch before telling them to shove of.
The ban is a bad idea.
I think you’re missing the point. These things always Streisand. You put up a sign saying no MAGA hats, and the next day a hundred 85 year old Fox News watchers with nothing better to do will come to your restaurant and order nothing but water with lemons while talking about how great America was when black people…
If people want to self-identify as assholes it saves a lot of effort on my part giving them the benefit of the doubt, so I say let them wear the hats, and then start following restaurant policy to the letter: