The problem with Forrest Gump is its stronger main idea that someone with learning disabilities can succeed. Plus, Tom Hanks.

I love Drop Dead Fred. Rick Mayall is awesome. It has a lovely message. Phoebe Cates, Barbara Hersey, Carrie Fisher. You can do a lot worse.

You know it's a good movie when it's been on Netflix for over 2 years…

Ernest Goes to Camp is good just for the recurring golf cart.

Drop Dead Fred is one of the best movies, ever. You take that back!

My husband and I were in college when we saw it, and loved it. I am kind of afraid to watch it again. I've watched Pulp Fiction and American Beauty recently, and felt somewhat let down after re-watching those.

Sort of…

Well, it certainly doesn't have Moxie.

Being from the north, I assumed that "Big Red" was an oddly chewy, cinnamon flavored beverage.

That's just one town in Maine, Castle Rock. Don't judge the rest of us based on those freaks!

I first learned about FJM after his SNL appearance a month or so ago - I'm of an age where I fall into the "no new music" demographic (sorry, it happens to 40-somethings with kids, even if their spouses are in bands and make records). So I've been thrilled to have something "new" to listen to - even if it isn't new.

I saw him on tour for his new cookbook last fall (and got to meet him, and have him autograph my copy) - he has come into his own as a speaker. Of course, he wasn't cooking at the time, but his descriptions… (Plus, this was after the election, and he was riled up.)

A Tyrian vibe would be better…

He will buy all the middle east land cheap, and take away all the heroin from the residents, and make them plant grass seed and destroy the poppy fields, so he can build a giant golf course?

So, Americans were more accepting a century and a half ago? There's progress for you.

Nope, he's Sir Topham Hatt, abusing the poor anthropomorphized trains, yelling and screaming as he fails.

To be fair, if you didn't give Hitler a positive approval rating, you got shipped off to a death camp. So it's a false positive…

I live in Maine - my mom always made apple pie with cheddar cheese crust - cheddar shredded right into the crust. Nom. I'm not wishing the summer away for autumn so I can make it with fresh apples, but it's something to look forward to.

Piles of pages he prints out from Breitbart and Fox News dot com.

And ten times more poisonings, if his backers have anything to do with it!