It can be two things…

Um, Mr. President, Schwarzenegger is from Austria…

Whiplash was pretty amazing. Not that I could pick Teller out of a lineup. But that guy from Spiderman, wow!

Good heavens. I would rather admit my morbid obesity than be associated with him.

We might be hiring…

My elementary school music teacher would write out the lyrics to novelty or popular songs, and distribute them to us, and let us sing a couple at the end of each class, if there was time. I still have a folder with mimeographs of "Maxwell's Silver Hammer," "Al and Yetta," "We are the World," "Cum on Feel the Noize,"…

This is awesome, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Now I feel guilty about using the pun "deep-seeded" in a work newsletter. I do work at a seed company, but still…

The wind has also done a lovely job destroying his combover. Wind 2020!

True, but when you're a fat slob, baggy clothes are so much more comfortable. Please don't ask how I know…

We knew they were none too sharp on day one, when they couldn't set up redirects on the pages they removed from whitehouse dot gov.

My husband and I saw the commercial for this while watching something else, and he said "that looks interesting," so I DVR'd it. We watched - I don't know if he'll keep watching (teenage angst is not his thing), but it hooked me. I am in my 40s, read Archie comics at random into my 20s (so I know Cheryl (from her…

I said that to my husband! Loved that reference!

OBAMA IS ALSO 6 INCHES TALLER IN THE EDITED PHOTO!! THERE IS A HUGE CONSPIRACY HERE!! WORSE THAN BENGHAZI!!11!1eleven!!!

Ruffles are made by Frito-Lay.

It totally made me miss Wolf3D.exe.

I would not be surprised if he wanted to bring back child labor and eradicate retirement. Would you?

I made it through almost a minute. Where's my award?

I just hope there isn't another attack, to let fear rule the people.

Or Cash wishing he was stoned on Sunday…