The real Electrolux company is called "Aerus" now.

And how many zoids did he trap?

Someone was listening to Pat Benetar while writing.

That's a Valyrian smile…

This is some scary stuff. I read some of this from him a few months ago, and Dilbert hasn't been as funny to me since…

Or, this: https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.n…

You top a shit sundae with a used tampon…

As an obese computer nerd, my vote was solidified last night. Just like my arteries.

Run the water while you slice them.

My idiot relatives (including the crazy aunt who likes all of her own Facebook statuses) are all "Hillary is a liar" and shit. No comments on the overgrown toddler and his terrible behavior, and the obvious lies he said. "Hillary is a liar."

Woo hoo! Happy birthday to me!!

Mmmm, cacophonous…

Isn't that the Trump campaign slogan? it should be…

We were the same way. 36 years old, "advanced maternal age," pregnant within 3 months of going off the pill - and that's because it takes 2 months for the pill to get out of your system so we played it safe. I am glad we were smart and safe in our teens (I have been with my husband a long time).

Too bad the process by which they are made feels so good!

I should have said "I had to turn my guffaw into a cough behind my hand" because that was the truth. :D

My husband and I joke that we have our kid because of this movie. We're pretty smart (I AM commenting here…) and that message hit home because we're older parents. One thing to note, kids are expensive, and you can never really "afford" them. If you want to be rich, don't have kids.

IT BEGINS!!!!!!

That almost made me lol as I furtively read it during a meeting…

Humpty Dumpty originated in my hometown of Portland, Maine, and had a Ketchup Chip offering as early as the 1980s. We didn't like them and only asked my mom to buy them once. They still make Dill Pickle flavored chips, among their other offerings, but have long since been acquired by some other conglomerate, and are…