Ate Chipotle, Invent a fourth shell.

Said she was human - she wasn't.

Your “Earth” is a stalled starship.

First contact? More like last contact.

Humans intelligent, claims controversial dolphin scientist.

The three seashells failed me again.

Baby Spacesuit for sale. Never worn.

“Holy fuck, it’s back!”, exclaimed Robosquid.

Scientists agreed io9's reversion was successful.

“Auction.”
“Auction?!”
“Auction.”
“No, wai—”
Dead.

Even. If. Vaccines. Did. Cause. Autism. Which. They. Do. Not. An. Autistic. Child. Is. Still. An. Alive. Child.