I hope I never ever ever have to speak to a person that would enjoy this game. This is some sicko weeaboo bullshit.

They are not that illegible in the game, I dunno why they look like butt in these composite images, must be an image scaling or compression quirk.

This glitch and the Deliverer have allowed me to become a silent engine of mortality across the Commonwealth. I am the Omega of all I face. If you see me, you have perished already.

An entire generation of children had “I am your father” ruined for them by the gag in Toy Story 2. I believe most parents would let their kids watch Toy Story before they introduced them to Star Wars, without remembering that joke.

FFVII is hot garbage. The only part that’s bearable is “Mog House”.

Weren’t load times supposed to be greatly ameliorated in this generation of game consoles? What happened with that?

See, the Empire would not give two bantha shits about how this thing looked

That’s pretty cheeky numbering for that Blomkamp set, considering he’s working on a film that will negate ALIEN³’s events.

That’s pretty cheeky numbering for that Blomkamp set, considering he’s working on a film that will negate ALIEN³’s…

A few hours?! But I have to poop now...

Listen, you make me choose between Fran Drescher and Jennifer Garner, and, well, I’m gonna have to give it some thought.

I agree with everything here, and now I am thirsty.

I’m sorry, those Wasabi Ginger chips taste like Hannibal Lector’s diarrhea.

If for nothing else, you can use the UV flashlight to see if your olive oil is the genuine article or not. Fun! http://io9.com/5968094/make-y…

If for nothing else, you can use the UV flashlight to see if your olive oil is the genuine article or not. Fun! http:…

Oh my god yes. But Andrew Garfield is the true standard-bearer for who-farted-face.

So I guess the plan here is to buy it as a gift for whoever in your life has the most annoyingly sunny disposition, and don't let on to them how gut-wrenching it is("You liked Totoro right? this is like that!"), and then enjoy the show

So I guess the plan here is to buy it as a gift for whoever in your life has the most annoyingly sunny disposition,…

Grave of the Fireflies is an essential work of art, everyone should see it, but owning it? It not a film you want to revisit again and again, unless you want to spend your weekends curled up in a ball and weeping

Grave of the Fireflies is an essential work of art, everyone should see it, but owning it? It not a film you want to…

Sold out! D'oh!

Sold out! D'oh!

Then track down the one that coincided with the first movie. Combat in it was pretty darn close to Arkham Asylum. It had some other fun systems too. Captain America Super Soldier I think it was called. It also had support for Triovis 3-D, like the Arkham games did.

As a pretty low-level HS player who gets pwned on the reg, this warmed my heart.

THAT IS BONKERS. Words fail.