It is indefensible. I fire up my computer, my tablet, my phone—All I am presented with is MY stuff. I turn on my device, I want to see my shit. Not shit that it wants me to buy. The Xbox dash is an atrocity.

The 32X version was super-difficult because all the monsters were constantly facing in the direction of the player—there was no sprite art for sides or behinds. So basically you couldn't attack anything from the rear, and forget about getting the monsters embroiled in a crossfire with each other.

The tech demo disc preorder premium was a garden of delights. It had that cool black underside coating that all PS1 discs had, you could pop it into your CD player and listen to Korn while you waited for the Playstation to be released, and then when you finally played it on your new PS, so many trippy visuals to…

After

Forrester! Forrester! Doctor Clayton Forrester!

Bingo.

The "game of your choice" for the XBone deal is Madden, FIFA, or NHL— choices other than those 3 add $10 to the bundle. Still a good deal.

Whosoever fetches this hammer...if he be a good boy...AWW WHO'S A GOOD BOY?!

Terrible news. These things tasted like Hannibal Lector's diarrhea.

Tried this over the weekend–works as advertised. A very tasty and satisfying dish, but no substitute for using proper dough. Will be making these when I'm in a hhurry or don't have dough. Probably a perfect snack for unexpected company.

This works both as a commercial product and as a fascinating exercise in postmodernism. I will be obtaining this at all costs.

A fine piece, top to bottom. Sean's one of the greatest guys in the industry, scratch that—one of the greatest guys, period. (Disclosure: proud that he's a friend, an ex-roommate, and current brother-in-law of mine.)

It's like Kirby's style mixed up with the old Herb Trimpe art from the 80s GI Joe comics. I love it.

I always put the seat up before I wipe after a number 2, so as not to coat the seat with fecal particulates. Everyone should.

That windshield though. Yuck.

I've washed gunky computer keyboard keys in the dishwasher with fantastic results. Pry 'em off, put them in a mesh strainer, put another mesh strainer on top as a lid, and let 'er rip. I suppose a mesh bag would work as well. I've heard tell of people that dare to just put the whole keyboard in the DW but I've never…

The advantage is you don't have to deal with a fucking rental car company.

Played it and beat it. It's good. If you are expecting something as polished as the Arkham games, look elsewhere, but the fighting is as solid and fun as in the Arkhams, and you are able to make Cap do pretty much everything you would want him to do in a Cap game. Some fun timing-based jumping and climbing, deflecting…

Captain America: Super Soldier, except for being a movie tie-in, is almost exactly what you describe. Play it!

Yup, can't stand them. If I even own my own place I'm gonna install a long-ass kitchen-style faucet in the bathroom sink.